Episode 6

• Name the Tamil singer who was born in Africa.
‘Ghana’ Ulaganathan

• What is the initial of bangle?
L-(Valai.L)

• What is common to Gandhi and Shah Rukh Khan?
Both were humiliated in South Africa and they came back to India

• Name the city in Tamil Nadu where nobody gets hungry?
‘Bun’-‘roti’

• Name the bike which very less people bought.
TVS ‘XL’-only some people needed Xl. Others needed small, medium and large which were not available.

• Can you drink a car?
Yes, if you want to drink go to ‘Car’ai’kudi’

• What was Ramanujam’s favorite film?
The Matrix-(this is a PJ-don’t look for logic like it wasn’t released at the time Ramanujam lived)

• Which is the richest country in the world?
‘Bungalow’desh

Episode 5

• Who is the first Indian women to go abroad?
Sita who went with Ravana
• What is India s initial?
M-Mahatma Gandhi is the father of India right
Then Nehru is Kasturba Gandhi’s brother
Cos he is "mama" of the nation
• Even if sachin and rajnikant go to sahara desert they wont feel the heat. Reason?
They have many fans
• We live in a very funny world. Every time we pick up a phone we ask “May I know who is speaking? Isnt it obvious that we are the only ones speaking at that moment?”
Actually we should ask, “May I know who spoke before I started speaking?”
• Gilchrist should not have been named Gilly as he is in Deccan Chargers. He should have been Okkadu.

Episode 4

Here is a great contribution from Ramakrishnan
Why are fire engines red?
A fire engine has 6 wheels on the right and 6 wheels on left
6+6 =12
12 is a foot
Foot is a ruler (foot ruler)
Ruler is the King of England
England is the Queen of Seas
Seas are full of fishes
Fishes have fins
Fins are from Finland
Finland is beside Russia
Russia is a communist country
And the color of communists is red
So fire engines are red.

Episode 3

First contribution of this article from one of the commentators to the previous posts-
• Mathematical name of bag
Pi

• The best opener Upul Tharanga-tharanga means to open in Tamil. His parents have named him so that everyone knows he is born to open.

• Alternate professions
1. Lance Armstrong-arm wrestling
2. Michael ‘Shoemaker’-as his name suggests
3. Har’Bhajan’ Sing-devotional singer
4. Jeffrey Archer-archery

• Opposite of Thierry Henry
Practical Henry

• The most religious footballer
‘Christian’o Ronaldo

• Who is the richest actor?
Amir Khan-amir is rich in hindi right

• Word, Excel Powerpoint are all feminine---
Cos they are Ms

• What is the origin of the beggar?
Hindi of course---ghar means house in hindi and Be-ghar is one without a house.

• An old man went to a dentist and then went to a bike showroom and in both places he asks the same thing. What is it?
Pal-Sir
(For those who don’t know pal means teeth in tamil)

Proof-2

This proof is in response to the comments of MVS. Pls. find below an alternate proof for Sachin is God
To prove Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is God I will use the methodology ‘proof by contradiction.’
Consider the statement
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is God------------------------1
Assume the above statement is false.
Then we have
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is not God.
Following the same substitutions as the previous proof where Sachin=1 and Ramesh Tendulkar=God we have
1*(God) is not God
God is not God
Which is a contradictory statement
This contradiction arises due to our wrong assumption that statement 1 is false.
Hence 1 is true.
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is God.
Hence proved.

Mokkai

As my Sachin centric blogs have now been diverted to another resource (pls. visit www.weekendcricketclub.wordpress.com for articles related to cricket) I decided to re christen this blog and start posting mokkai jokes as mokkai is an art which we friends of IFMR have been practicing for long. So from now on this blog will contain mokkai s found by me and also my friends and any forwards I receive so that this will serve as a record for future generations looking to learn this art. I welcome any contributions to this great endeavor.
So lets’ start-below u can find some of the mokkai s which I and a few of my friends have exchanged in the past year.

1. Who is the most educated cricketer?
M.S.Dhoni-who does not long for a M.S degree. (This theorem has many corollaries which can be extended to most educated singer-M.S Subbalakshmi and so on and I leave this to your imagination)

2. What is the chemical name of dog?
NaI-sodium iodide

Corollary:
What is the chemical name of hand?
KI-potasium iodide

3. Laptop is always in drunken stupor?
Reason: It has space bar

4. Now for the icing on the cake
I will now prove Sachin is god using Mathematics.

Consider the statement
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is God
which is what I want to prove.

Now 'is' equivalent to the mathematical symbol =.
So the above statement becomes
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar=God

This can be re-arranged as
Sachin*(Ramesh Tendulkar)=God
Now Sachin is number 1 on most lists of best batsmen.
So Sachin=1
Then
1*(Ramesh Tendulkar)=God

Now for a bit of Hindu philosophy. Hindus believe that anyone who dies becomes equivalent to God.
Ramesh Tendulkar, Sachin’s father died on 1999 due to a heart attack. Hence by the above statement
Ramesh Tendulkar=God

So
1*(God)=God
L.H.S=R.H.S
Hence proved.
(Inspired by http://rattle-on.blogspot.com/2008/09/love-and-love-only.html and an intense devotion to Sachin)