As my Sachin centric blogs have now been diverted to another resource (pls. visit www.weekendcricketclub.wordpress.com for articles related to cricket) I decided to re christen this blog and start posting mokkai jokes as mokkai is an art which we friends of IFMR have been practicing for long. So from now on this blog will contain mokkai s found by me and also my friends and any forwards I receive so that this will serve as a record for future generations looking to learn this art. I welcome any contributions to this great endeavor.
So lets’ start-below u can find some of the mokkai s which I and a few of my friends have exchanged in the past year.
1. Who is the most educated cricketer?
M.S.Dhoni-who does not long for a M.S degree. (This theorem has many corollaries which can be extended to most educated singer-M.S Subbalakshmi and so on and I leave this to your imagination)
2. What is the chemical name of dog?
NaI-sodium iodide
Corollary:
What is the chemical name of hand?
KI-potasium iodide
3. Laptop is always in drunken stupor?
Reason: It has space bar
4. Now for the icing on the cake
I will now prove Sachin is god using Mathematics.
Consider the statement
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is God
which is what I want to prove.
Now 'is' equivalent to the mathematical symbol =.
So the above statement becomes
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar=God
This can be re-arranged as
Sachin*(Ramesh Tendulkar)=God
Now Sachin is number 1 on most lists of best batsmen.
So Sachin=1
Then
1*(Ramesh Tendulkar)=God
Now for a bit of Hindu philosophy. Hindus believe that anyone who dies becomes equivalent to God.
Ramesh Tendulkar, Sachin’s father died on 1999 due to a heart attack. Hence by the above statement
Ramesh Tendulkar=God
So
1*(God)=God
L.H.S=R.H.S
Hence proved.
(Inspired by http://rattle-on.blogspot.com/2008/09/love-and-love-only.html and an intense devotion to Sachin)
7 comments:
Good ones all the way through and thanks for the unsolicited advertisement of my blog!! But then i have a question: In the last proof you assume the premise that you want to prove is true and prove it from the premise itself (Sachin is God). How is this valid?? Being a student of Mathematics you should have identified this much earlier :) Btw I also feel that is an axiom and needs no proof..Take it at face value!!! Sachin is God!!! And a request: Keep this blog regularly updated !!!
what is the mathematical name for bag???
----PI
Et tu, Sunitha?? :-o
aiyo mokkais.. appo chemical name for BAg enna ( Boron Silveride aa )
PS : Boron and Silver both form only positive ions. Hence they will never react with each other. Probably BAg can be treated as an alloy of boron ans silver
MVS's doubt regarding proofs reminds me of a mathematical proof stated below.
-12 = -12
16-28=9-21
4^2-2*(7/2)*4 = 3^2-2*(7/2)*3
Add (7/2)^2 on both sides
(4-7/2)^2 = (3-7/2)^2
Taking sq root
4-7/2=3-7/2
4=3
Using this method u can prove any numbeer equals any number
For the proof of Sachin Tendulkar = God you should have worked out the proof in the reverse starting with Ramesh Tendulkar - GOD .. This answers Sriram's doubt on the validity of the proof.
@ Ramakrishanan: Roots can be positive or negative!!
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